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Happy Beltane, motherfuckers

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

-1st Amendment, United States Constitution

The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.

-Article VI, Section 3, United States Constitution

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

-Presidential Oath of Office, in its entirety

Today in Washington DC, the Assmonkey-In-Chief is going to get up in front of a crowd of like-minded assmonkeys and flat-out break his oath in front of the entire nation by lending credence to the disgusting idea of a National Day of Prayer.

So I got your prayer day right here: Happy Beltane, Mr. "President," and a heartfelt FUCK YOU!

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