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Where's "Thou shalt not tailgate"?

The Vatican, not content to turn back human progress at least 600 years, is now branching out into driver's ed:

10 Commandments for driving

They missed a few. What about "Thou shalt not tailgate" or "thou shalt use thy turn signal" or "thou shalt not text-message while driving" or "thou shalt not drive drunk"? These guys can't write useful lists of rules worth a shit.

And who the hell is the Pope to tell people how to drive? He comes from the land of Porsche and BMW and Audi, and now lives in the land of Ferrari and Alfa Romeo, and yet he rides around in a phone booth in the back of a pickup truck. Clearly, Ratzy is not a car guy.